“I would go out on a date with you, I do like you, but so does my friend over there and I don’t even know you so it’s really not worth hurting my friends feelings over”

::eyeroll::

A) Fuck you and fuck your friend, I decide if I go out on a date with someone that is also into me as I am into them.. not a third party. I hope your friend doesn’t “like” every single guy that likes YOU and that you like..  cause if he does that’s his problem and if he makes YOU feel like shit that’s YOUR problem for allowing him to make you feel like shit. Also, you’re not much of a wingman if this is your way of letting me know your friend is into me cause now I have nothing but a dislike to your cock blocking friend. I wasn’t gonna date your friend, I wasn’t talking to your friend, I wasn’t interested not even partially in your friend, I was talking and interested in you. Your friend needs to accept rejection and accept that other people will not always be into him and will be into you, he should be happy for you. So fuck your friends inability to be a grown mature man.

B) Fuuuuuuuuuuck you dude. really? Thank you I just dodged a huge wimp bullet, I recommend you let your balls drop or you’re gonna be miserable not living your life since you have to do what makes your friends happy and tip toe around their feelings like they’re infants. I’m a grown man, the only thing keeping me from pursuing someone I want is the person actively telling me they’re just NOT into me. Because of your lack of spine now we’re not gonna know if if i was gonna be the man that held your hand and took care of you and made you laugh as we grew old together, frankly I don’t even much wanna be friends with you now. I get that you wanted to be a noble friend but instead you ended up coming up as a dismissive and offending jerk, spineless and with no honor or self respect and self value. Because for example I KNOW I’m a good man, I know I’m worth a chance, and I know that any friends that act like bitches because they like a man that I like.. and that likes me.. and that isn’t REMOTELY interested in them or ever was are NO friends of mine that actually want my happiness.  I’ve been in this situation myself and as soon as i realize that the guy I dig doesn’t fancy ME..  I turn into the best possible wingman for my friend and I encourage my friends success because that man that I thought was awesome and I liked, I obviously liked for a reason and if they were good enough for me then they’re good enough for my friend and could even be my friends life long partner and years from this moment my friend and his boyfriend I helped get together will be smiling back and happy and I will be happy with a man who had the balls to not be afraid to pursue his own happiness.

(p.s. I don’t hate you, I’m not even mad at you, I’m upset because you missed out on someone really cool and you deserve someone really cool but you will never have them as long as your friends rule your love life and you allow that to happen. It hurt seeing you on your own sad and upset while your friends had left you and I was already moved on to the guy that actually walked up to me while I too was upset, standing by myself after the way you told me I wasn’t worth it when I had been nothing but nice and sweet and goofy and we had flirted back and forth. This guy came to where I was standing at, far away from everyone else and stood right next to me, smiled, said hi and started conversation with me out of nowhere, he made me laugh for the rest of the night and then asked me to come over to his place the next night and to let him cook dinner for me.

You deserve better than the friends that keep you from having what they themselves don’t have. But I deserve better too.